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we all just want to be legendary

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u




mcgregorswench:

stuckyassemble:

Front & back

his shoulders are literally as broad as his shield i’m oN tHE FLOoR

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zanemalicks:

canadians stop commenting on posts like you aint fuckin kill ya native population

brits stop commenting on posts like you aint colonize and enslave like 90% of the globe bc this shit is essentially your fault if you wanna be fuckin real




aseaofquotes:

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


  • me: ohHHHHHHH h I KNOW THIS SONG
  • me: I KNOW IT I KNOW IT
  • me: THIS IS SO GOOD
  • me: I LOVE THIS SONG
  • me: what's it called

beautifully—fragile:

basswipe:

beautifully—fragile:

basswipe:

beautifully—fragile:

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

Here’s what I say to that cuz I DO talk to my mom and family FACE TO FACE I also talk to people in other countries so here’s what I say 🚫👎👎👊👊 take a 🏃 me and my 📱 have a special relationship and we do just fine 😆 welcome to 2014 😑😄

Damn

Damm right 😜 I’m so tired of hearing ppl complain about technology today and how much time I spend on my phone I also swim walk socialize work eat sleep enjoy nature and animals aannnd the people I talk to on here make me laugh a day laughing boosts our seratonine

Double damn

Lol I’m sorry am I scaring you?

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea



iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass







Hello! My name is Elder Young, did you know Jesus lived here in the usa? You can read all about it now, in this nifty book it's free! No you dont have to pay. Just kidding I'm Denise, musical theater's my life as you can tell from my first quote. I'm 16 and from Southern new jersey, I'm a senior in highschool and music is my life like I listen to a lot of it. I'm in basically every fandom there is but, if you are into one I don't blog about just tell me and I'll look into starting it. I'm always here to talk to you guys no matter what, i love hearing from you. I'm currently single but if someone wants to change that, hit me up brahh. I'm totally kidding about that last part at least get to know me first.
instagram: denise_elizabeth97
snapchat/kik: nesie97
hope to hear from you guys soon bye lovies





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