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we all just want to be legendary


harajukubitch:

HAS IT RELEASED?!



drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension


dofistandroidgirls:

fuckin’ damn straight

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.




"I want all of my lasts to be with you."

Untitled (Phoebe Chapin)


parksandrecthings:

ahhfeck:

one of my fave scenes from anything

the beginning…

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner






i'm Denise, I'm 16 from new jersey. I'm a senior in highschool, i love music and I'm in basically every fandom there is. I'm always here to talk to you guys no matter what, i love hearing from you. I'm currently single but if someone wants to change that, hit me up brahh. I'm totally kidding about that last part at least get to know me first.
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